Written by: Kyan Johansson
We are really disappointed in you. You had all the opportunity to make something of yourself, but you preferred to stick to your ego trip. But that has been the case with you from the start. Your father had a promising career as a professional football player in store for him. He could have played Major League. But then you were born, and he had to get a desk job to feed you. You should better show some understanding when he comes home angrily and yells at you. After all, it’s just because of you. And don’t cry when his hand slips from time to time. That never did anybody any harm, and it builds character.
Likewise, your mother. She was flocked by everyone and could have been a top model. But then she got pregnant with you and had to drop out of school. Just look at her: Her great body is done for, the breasts are hanging, and stretch marks everywhere. Now she has to do household chores and doesn’t get anything out of life.